Seeing the hot lesbians next door getting it on in by the pool brought on a sensation of prevenfreude.
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by anc17 February 19, 2011
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Jim: What a pretentious clit.
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by King_Jupiter November 7, 2014
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Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
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noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.
b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.
c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.
**Because life is all too short**
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.
b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.
c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.
**Because life is all too short**
"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.
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