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Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.
Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.
by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012
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Pretz

(Noun) An uneducated young man with no ambition whatsoever. He is often referred to as a pathetic simpleton who does not understand the importance of knowledge.
"He failed his exams? Such a pretz."

"Keep on studying son. You don't want to grow up to be a pretz."

"That pretz is such an idiot."
by cramram September 26, 2013
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preist

Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.
Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
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prezacktly

A more effective way of saying precisely if your nickname is zack...get it? BWAHAHAHA
"That is prezacktly what I meant.." ~somedouche named zack
by a moose bit my sister February 15, 2005
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preezer

Short for "pre-geezer". Someone between the ages 50 thru 79.
I'm a preezer at age 57.
by scifireader December 1, 2010
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pretzelfish

A woman which twists like a well known german bakery ware during sexual intercourse.
A: "Dude, she can cross her legs behind her head!"
B: "Yup, clear case of pretzelfish."
by Hans Hanseatic Hansen August 15, 2011
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Prezactly

A cross between the phrase Precisely and Exactly to express that someone's response was correct.
Person A: It's like Call of Duty.

Person B: So it's a first-person shooter game.

Person A: Prezactly
by Vracko May 21, 2014
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