A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!
by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020
Get the Cheddar Pregnantmug. by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020
Get the god dammit she pregnantmug. by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
Get the Skibidi Pregnantmug. a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.
by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024
Get the maybe you're pregnant like your fanficmug. by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021
Get the Pregnant facemug. A girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. She would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she's
a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.
a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.
Skank: John I think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.
John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?
Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis
John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?
Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis
by hoodlayla March 8, 2014
Get the pregnantitismug.