christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

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Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

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pregnantitis

A girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. She would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she's

a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.

Skank: John I think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.

John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?

Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis

by hoodlayla March 8, 2014

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Pregnant face

Big, round, full face, nose spreading, getting larger.

Her body don’t look it but she has pregnant face.

by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021

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pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

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