Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009

Preenbooking

In the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate...

Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.

I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.

"Ahh did you see that chick dude?!"
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!

by heytherejesse March 19, 2011

Present-Profit

The profit you make from gift exchanges during Christmas season.

Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!

by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011

pretend boo

a boo that has not yet/will never fulfill all the requirements of being a real boo. An understanding that two people are not friends, but not exactly "boo-thangs" either.

He was my pretend boo until he started talking to a girl that he knew that i knew.

My ex-pretend boo can listen to Best Thing I Never Had by Beyonce and think of me.

by thebestthingyouneverhad November 15, 2011

present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

pretenditor

a Company or a Person that Pretends to be a Competitor

for example:
Microsoft 'Surface' is a Pretenditor to Apple's 'iPad'

by Gemingo April 28, 2014

Pretendabulous

In at least some way living a lie but making it work. Faking it while you might make it.

I got this for $2 at Dollar General, damn right it looks good. Pretendabulous. Or: I rented a Rolls Royce for the party, I was straight *pretendabulous*.

by DPatKelly May 7, 2016