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Shit Posting

Posting the same picture, GIF, or joke repeatedly, until it becomes an annoyance to all users on a site or forum.
"Dude, that guy keeps shit posting Ellen's Oscar selfie. I liked the picture, but now I hate it."

"I know man, shit posting has become the new Rick Roll."
by KaiRavenwolf August 11, 2014
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Shit posting

1. One who posts on social media, especially Facebook, every thought, occurrence, or incident that typically happens during one's normal day.

2. One who spends more time posting thoughts or events that occur their life, than actually spending time experiencing their life.
Ex: Walter is shit posting every damn thing that comes across Ross his mind again. It might be time to unfriend him, he had 10 posts come up on my thread, all meaningless, random thoughts.
by Miike Snow February 25, 2017
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Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does
Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄
by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018
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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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asian poutine

"Britney came over last night and we gave her an asian poutine."
by chamaeleon March 13, 2004
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pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018
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Trump Posting

the large and unavoidable influx of Trump-related shitposting. It began as those in favor of him, but now it's devolved into slapdashing half-assed definitions together and dumping them into Urban Dictionary and other sites in a vain attempt to cash in on the Trump Hate Train; An absence of creativity
Well, I wanted to discover funny words and phrases on Urban Dictionary, but all I found was mentions of tiny hands and orange men. It appears that the Trump Posting is in full swing.
by Not Original January 25, 2017
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