The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 May 11, 2011
Get the Girl Guide position mug.Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
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A grown man that lives in his parents basement well into his adult life, usually with a cum filled sock underneath his bed.
I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.
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I found him in position 17, the spread eagle. So he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
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Get the Power Position mug.Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
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Get the missionary position trip mug.It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."
"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."
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