Portuguese Paraguay

He told me he’s going to Rio de Janeiro. I forgot what country that city is in and he told me it’s in Portuguese Paraguay.

by Tüřð666 April 6, 2025

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Portuguese Snorkling

When you dive into such big tits that you need a snorkel to breath.

Person 1: You look a bit out of breath man… did you run a marathon or something?
Person 2: I just pulled a Portuguese Snorkling on that big titty thicc mami. Almost drown…

by Moço of Thermopilas May 2, 2025

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portuguese pretzel

when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..

the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.

by anonymous May 5, 2025

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Portuguese fart

When a man ejaculates in an anus and the recipient farts, excreting a white creamy substance

She had the biggest Portuguese fart after we did it

by Dirty_shteve May 6, 2024

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A Portuguese girl/guy that is hotter than the Portuguese sun but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. You already had a lot of fun together but nothing official. You can't stay away but if you get too close, you will get burned.

Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.

by malandro110 November 25, 2021

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