Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.
My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout
by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023
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portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 07, 2021
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Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.
When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.
by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022
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portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017
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Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.
Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?
by Good-Boy June 17, 2022
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You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese
Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"
by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
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