portapotty poop

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.

Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG

by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011

port-a-loo

a toilet on wheels. a little room in which to do a 1, 2 OR 3. unloading your bowels or emptying your bladder on a bog with one-ply toilet paper. painfull and smelly. and sorry for you if its runny. EISH WENA(see 'EISH WENA').
no worries about flushing! no one else does it! infact, many of them have had the flushing handle stolen. but some are a little more sofisticated... they have a BUTTON!

emma; man! i really need to take a dump.
aimee; well, theres a PORT-A-LOO over there.
emma; thank goodness for portable tiolets!!! i'm off to do my business...that means a CRAP.
claire; enjoy fattie.

by emza, aimz, pookie November 20, 2005

Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.

Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!

by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022

portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

by Dirge September 19, 2004

Portage la Prairie

A stinkly little town where a good day smells like burning potatoes from McCains and a bad day smells like the sewage plant and rotting bird shit from the Crescent "Lake" thats more like a mud puddle where people throw their garbage.

A place to check out the "new" PCU Centre that's already falling apart because despite paying $50,000.00 for a professional surveyor to pick the best spots to build, the city picked a spot that didn't even make the top 10 and they build on a sinking bog where there's only one bridge off so plan an extra 2 hours to get home from any event even though you only live 2-5 km away.

A town where peninsulas are called islands and bogs are called lakes.

A good place to go to get robbed and/or beheaded.

I feel like going somewhere that smells to watch a hockey game and I would like to spend more time in my car than watching the game, let's go to Portage la Prairie.

I don't really like my stuff and don't much care for my head, I'm going to Portage la Prairie.

by gal87 August 18, 2011

portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

by wiley collins December 28, 2007

Portagutter

How South Australians generally pronounce the name of the city of Port Augusta. It apparently started with Aboriginal people not being able to pronounce the name correctly.

"Hey brudda, you from Portagutter or Adelaide?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007