porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

porch punch

Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.

"Look at that lazy fat nigger drinking his porch punch".

by exterminator September 9, 2003

porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 17, 2009

Chilling on the Porch

Word play to describe an act of anal sex for some figures who have been having anal sex like it's their job. To have an anal sex for them is not a "back door" sex anymore, It is Straight Up Front Door, where mainly the Porch is located, Thus, Chilling on the Porch means having Anal sex.

Me: Chilling on the Porch tonight?
Angelina: Yeah baby, I am sick of vaginal sex.!!!

by Twinkiezz December 17, 2008

pornhub

Website you use when you have no girlfriend.

Dude 1: Dude my girlfriend left me.
Dude 2: Oh shit, here we go again.
Dude 1: At least I have pornhub.

by 69pussySlayer December 21, 2019

get off my porch

When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.

Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.

by D.C. Proactive Vandal November 13, 2017

Porch Light

Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.

"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"

by SICKcity July 11, 2009