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Dick pooch

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies
by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018
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blueberry pooch facial

When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog
She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England
by Marlon<3pooch September 26, 2018
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The Poochies

The collective title used by the King and Queen Poochie. There are only two and are above all doggos, puppers and pooch’s.
‘Here comes the King and Queen Poochie. All hail The Poochies! They are so magnificent and splendid. Way above us meagre doggo’s and pooch’s!’
by Queen Poochie March 16, 2019
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Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020
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Cooch Pooch

by Silairam June 12, 2023
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Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.
John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019
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Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022
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