Poonanners

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

by pwnanners October 1, 2011

poonanny

A sagging rank vagina, usually belonging to a woman aged 30 or over.

your mother has an epic poonanny

by George W Bush. October 8, 2009

poonaner

What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.

"john will you come play ninja master with me?"
"You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"

by ChrisFields March 25, 2008

poopacolada

A super nasty and crappy tasting pina colada.
when given, the drinker turns an unusuial shade of green, and usually lashes out at others, usually the waiter.
can cause severs discomfort in the butt region and you may be blocked up for days.

oh, and the alcohol is the cheap kind, too.

Waiter- "Here you are sir, one pina colada."

Norman- "Thank you."

*Norman takes a huge glug of the stuff*

Norman- "This pina colada tastes like crap! you shoudl call it a POOPacolada!"

*Norman throws drink on unsuspecting passerby while refusing to tip the waiter*

by Super Ruth April 17, 2008

poonami

A wave of small children.

In our blended family.....
" the poonami need feeding"
or
"poonami, in the car! we're going out!"

by Karen April 21, 2004

poonache

A slang term used at the work place in order to get away with sexual harassment.

Hey nigga did you see tha gu poonache?
Ilove poonache.

by dextu dick July 21, 2008

Poonannerans

The fingers that you use to insert into the female genitalia.

Oh man, get your nasty little poonannerans away from me.

by Muffintopboy October 16, 2007