poopy poker

an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

OR

a gay males genitalia.
because, well it pokes the poopy hole.

straight guy #1 "is that a dude or a chick?"
straight guy #2 "im pretty sure thats a gay guy"
straight guy #1 "what a poopy poker"

OR

gay guy #1 "hey hot stuff, how 'bout you bring that poopy poker over to my place and we can have some fun"
gay guy #2 "i'll be there at 10 sweety"

by Moo moo 619 November 4, 2009

mexo poopy

the act of putting on an extra amount of clogne because you had no time to shower; producing the potent smell of a mexican teenager.

"Yo dude, that guy smells, he must not have taken a shower"

"Yeah, he probably just threw on some mexo poopy"

by Jesus Ramierez April 23, 2007

poopie hole

(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.

Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."

by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009

poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

poopy hole

Poopy Hole: The anal hole of a fish.

Edgar: "look at that fishes Poopy Hole."

Ashly: "ewww"

by DDTAILS March 16, 2010

poopy nuts

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.

I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.

by Jack M. Hoffer December 29, 2007

poopy man

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma

damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin

by sexy anus January 2, 2008