Poontang

Some hot loving, getting some good sex

I got some sweet poontag last night

by Jenna December 12, 2004

poofteritus

When sombody that you have know that has been hanging around gay people and has just come out of the closit

Fuck man Jims brother has just suffered from a massive case of poofteritus

by Phill August 14, 2003

Poontang

It's sweet, it's good to eat. You git it once, you want some mo. There ain't nothin like poontang, that hot sticky sweet pink taco.

It was dessert and dinner all in one. Poontang on the table pink taco on my tongue.

by TXB May 11, 2003

poontang

From the well awsome movie 'full metal jacket' meaning the woman genitals.

"If i were gonna get my balls blown off for a word..... My word would be poontang!"

by .::Words Of Wisdom::. October 23, 2006

poontang

A slang term orginated by Whalers at sea in the south Atlantic and Pacific in the middle 17th century. When a whale was spotted, the first sailor to get a harpoon or "poon" into the beast could claim the coveted blowhole. That evening after tearing the whale down the sailors would throw a huge party. The blowhole claimant would slather the blowhole with whale blubber and make a grand display of porking the blowhole until spewing his man juice while the officers and crew played harmonicas, banjos,violins accordians and drums. When the first "pooner" was satisfied, the other men in the first pooner's boat could use the hole for personal gratification. This was known as the "Poon-gang". Over time, the term was bastardized and slurred and misspoken until the present term "Poontang" came into common use by seamen.

High diddy diddy do the poontang jiddy, oh oh oh......Thar he blows!!

by Professor Bunghole January 31, 2010

pooft-her

A woman that has alot of gay/homosexual friends

person1 "i'm gonna go out with one of my friends tonight"
person2 "another gay one?"
person1 "yes"
person2"wow you're a real pooft-her!"

by gangbang joey March 30, 2009

poofters paradise

A term for Parade College in Bundoora, Melbourne Australia. Mostly used by public school kids to define the place. Called that because everyone there is a fag.

“Bro, Joseph’s going to Poofters Paradise!”
“Always knew he was a fag.”

by acrobativity November 2, 2018