Pokemon Switch

When one of your bros starts nailing a chick and then switches you in so you get more experience.

If not for the Pokemon Switch, Brendan might never have gained enough sexual experience to evolve.

by BostonPremium January 15, 2011

Pokemon GO

The best way to lose weight in 2016

Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu

by Alomomola December 1, 2016

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.

by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017

Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.

Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.

by RedJ February 27, 2015

Pokemon Sun and Moon

The Alolan region of Pokemon. Gen 7, it looks really cool but what do I know, its only August!

"Have you preordered Pokemon Sun and Moon yet? It looks lit af"

by Saphi Rose August 14, 2016

Pokemon GO

The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon

Youngster: *looking for pokemon

Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey

Youngster: I love Pokemon GO

by Just a Pseudonym November 2, 2015

Pokemon Denial

When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.

Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.

Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.

by thefaceoftom January 9, 2010