The perfect boyfriend a girl could want. He is dreamy, cute, and really funny. He comforts you when you are feeling down and he makes sure your okay.
by _Bellpepper_ January 29, 2017
Get the Pilot mug.1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
by Dan Wilder April 29, 2008
Get the Finger Pilot mug.A co-pilot is a buddy who you would take with you while on the prowl for chicks. Co-pilots are generally the substitute for a wingman when one is not available. A common use for a co-pilot is to distract her friends while you make your move. However, a co-pilot can't be granted the same level of trust as a wingman, in the sense that they are usually rookies and have yet to earn their wings. Therfore, co-pilots are a last resort.
Guy 1 - "hey man, I need a wingman for tongiht. You in?"
Guy 2 - "Sorry dude, I have to work early in the morning. Why don't you get your little bro to co-pilot you?
Guy 2 - "Sorry dude, I have to work early in the morning. Why don't you get your little bro to co-pilot you?
by outforsomeair April 9, 2010
Get the Co-pilot mug.by Tripping monkeys February 3, 2018
Get the Ploffs mug.I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.
by weave April 2, 2003
Get the PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY mug.Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck
When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
by PINAPHILE March 9, 2009
Get the PILF mug.A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.
Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
by Islamophobia July 25, 2009
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