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Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.
"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"
by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017
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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!
by Meghan April 6, 2004
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picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.
"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"
by ryan boyd November 24, 2007
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cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"
Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!
by Babylegs486 June 30, 2011
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pickin' pox

The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.
Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!
by raybo October 4, 2007
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Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.
*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.
by PhenoDC January 29, 2019
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Cotton Pickin

Cotton Picking used in a sentence goes back to the early days of the south. It was a term used to display anger or dismay. It was coined by plantation owners that had slaves that picked cotton. Since these slaves were seen as lazy the plantation owners would always be upset with them.
by Crankypapa August 31, 2010
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