Pace University

An institution in New York City where partying isn't optional, it's mandatory and the core curriculum. The kids know that there's no reason to drink unless you're going to get shit-faced (sometimes ending at pre-gaming!), if you don't have money or a fake you're ending up at one of three shitty bars (where the person you're avoiding will be at the same one!), and the academics a total joke (you will be wasted and high during your exam and still get your A's!). Pick your housing by the way you want college to be! The tower is high school all over again, John St is the home of alcoholics and drug addicts (look at the front steps! Who would want to live there?!), Fulton - who cares! and Brooklyn is where the patients go (Who even goes there?!)! No worries, you'll see everyone in the caf where everyone knows everyone's story. More people live at the dorms than people go to school! No concern since Pace probably just lost all their paperwork! You need money? Call up daddy! He'll probably give you a nice $600 a week to spend on all the pre-gaming necessities, the taxi cabs, and the drugs you need to sleep! But it still won't be enough! The only thing that lives up to it's name is Pacing yourself, as in you can't pace yourself and the PU because you will reek of marijuana after two days! Too bad it ends all too shortly!

"It's too much money to have fun anymore...I hate my college."
"Transfer to Pace University! You're parents will pay $50k for it!"

by TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!PU'10 March 29, 2010

pacer

Short for AMC Pacer -- a car made in the 1970s by American Motors Corporation.

Start up the Pacer, and I'll be out there in a minute. You want me to start up that piece of crap

by BMoney January 28, 2005

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

car payment girl

A woman who is a little short on money who will "do anything to be able to make her car payment this month." In other words, an amateur, part-time prostitute. They can be amazingly good or amazingly bad, and you can usually get a bargain price along with a GFE. Once you find a car payment girl, you'll want to keep track of her over a number of years.

Hey Art, you said you were horny and I know that Karen's rent is due. She is an awesome car payment girl, so call her up and tell her that you can help her with her rent this month in exchange for a BJ every day this week.

by ItsReallyMe1234 July 24, 2017

Pancecake

another term for muscular canal extending from the cervix to the opening at the vulva. Sperm are deposited in the pancecake during intercourse. It is also through pancecake, that the baby is delivered (cake canal).

used to be called a "cookie"

man i sure want to eat at her all you can eat pancecake breakfast!

gawd my pancecake is dripping with syrup,and sperm.

tiffany's pacecake looks like a saint bernard tried to swallow a shoelace

by Tr3bNJamieMadeThis December 29, 2007

Pancelled

Waiting until all the cool people are at the party, then calling everyone else and saying it's cancelled so they don't turn up and ruin it.
Short for: "Party Cancelled".

Andrew: "Maria, who else is still coming to this party?"
Maria: "All the guys from work"
Andrew: "Screw them... this party is now Pancelledl!"

by stirfriedemu August 2, 2011

Payci

Beautiful blonde who is athletic and makes friends easily

Who she is nice u guess we could call her payci

by Muffin4 May 9, 2016