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Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.
by Daft guy May 31, 2012
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shit paste

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).
woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens
by bloblet October 14, 2008
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Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it
My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste
by Tristosterone June 25, 2010
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pastede

Definition: a mispelling of "pasted."

Background: See my hed is pastede on, yay!
by Nikkki November 23, 2004
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pastel princess

A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.

Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!

Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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cum paste

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.
1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."
by Henweigh August 26, 2006
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hate paste

I covered that hoe with my hate paste... Then i slapped her in the face with my shlong
by vegas May 25, 2003
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