SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
by retrowand May 2, 2025
Get the Jerk it to your partner day mug.the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.
Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"
Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."
Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."
Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."
Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."
Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010
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*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*
Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them
* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-
Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them
* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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Using and sleeping with a person with a primary purpose of a bed to stay. Also said for a slang or more political correct term for a one night stand.
Billy is in Aspen for the X-games and realizes he only has one hour to find a lodging partner before the bar closes.
by hobbittroll February 22, 2015
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Get the National Fight With Your Partner Day. mug.July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
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