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panda&dawn 

Panda is always horny. Dawn is always laughing uncontrollably. They do very uncomfortable role plays and ruin children’s innocence. If you ever encounter a Panda&Dawn run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Wow I met a Panda&Dawn now I want to die!
panda&dawn by Autisma June 11, 2020

Panda Hunting  

Due to the rarity of a panda, this term refers to someone who has a white upper half and a black lower half. The two most rare and admirable traits (usually).

For men, an attractive white girl with a big ass.

For women, an attractive white male (with a secure financial future and possible trust fund) and a big dick.
We're going to that new club to go Panda Hunting , it's a little sketchy but I'm gonna make some bitch call me Steve Irwin
Panda Hunting by khartman January 27, 2009

panda effect 

When an artists has one hit song that outshadows all their other work. Unlike a one hit wonder, the other work of that artist tends to be more popular.
Guy: Man, Lil Nas X totally dodged the panda effect
Other Guy: Too bad Desiigner didn’t
panda effect by dababby July 6, 2019

panda-dog 

(noun). A person who is trying to appear cuter than he or she really is. Despite the endearing sound of the phrase, 'panda-dog' is generally has a negative connotation.

This term was first coined from the actual and controversial Panda Dog phenomenon originated in China where people would dye their dogs (usually of the Chow Chow breed) to resemble a young panda cub.
I can't believe she's 40 and dresses like she's in freaking "High School Musical". I can't stand her little girl tantrums and whining. I'm never going to date panda-dogs again.
panda-dog by momopeche January 29, 2009

panda bear

Panda Bear is the moniker of Noah Lennox, a founding member of Animal Collective. He creates amazing sound. He came out with this album called person pitch which is motherehfin *eargasmic*

I saw him perform live and fainted like 5 times although that could have been because of all the drugs.
Dude #1: Omg it seems like everything Panda Bear produces is pure and utter titty milk for the brain

Dude #2: Naw man, Avey Tare > Noah Lennox!

Dude #3: *Punches Dude #2 in jaw* Geologist rocks, dirtbag!

Dude #1: LOL @ "Geologist rocks" I mean he's really good its just that it sounds funny
panda bear by iConoclastic July 11, 2009

Panda Status 

Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.

must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.

called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.

black...white...PANDA
Hey whats up, did I see you last night during Siena Fest? I don't remember, I was Panda Status.
Panda Status by MrMayo April 26, 2009