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Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings
A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.
by Hunybunz June 10, 2018
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Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.
I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!
by milqman August 31, 2018
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paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?
“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”
by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020
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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015
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Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.
Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*
by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008
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Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.
"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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