Postmodernism

A way to philosophize yourself into a lunatic asylum

He went insane because he studied postmodernism and couldn’t tell fact from fiction anymore

by Colonel Kakarrot August 12, 2022

postmaro

After tomorrow

Postmaro, ima get that money!

by AmbiJen February 23, 2023

Postmorrow

The day after tomorrow

I will meet you at your house postmorrow

by Hannah Steinmetz March 17, 2023

postmodernism

Postmodernism is a philosophy that holds that there are no such things as truth, facts, or objective reality, and such concepts are oppressive tools of the white male power structure. A common postmodernist refrain is "Perception is reality". Rather than there being an objective reality that everyone is perceiving through lenses that can and do contain distortions, postmodernism teaches that reality is different for every person, and there is no such thing as a false narrative. An old expression says that "There are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the cold, hard truth". Postmodernism gets rid of that third side. Everybody's worldview, right down to the mentally disturbed person screaming on the subway about the end times, is equally valid. Young-earth creationists, flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, and Q-Anon cultists are taken seriously, and have followings, because of postmodernism. Before postmodernism, these people would have been roundly dismissed as idiots, and rational minds would set the record straight.

We went from there being three news channels that admittedly told a slanted narrative, to one where there are millions of "news sources" to choose from to fit your own personal narrative. And we went from one stifling, oppressive (usually religiously-driven) set of moral standards, to NO moral standards whatsoever, and complete moral relativism. Because no answers is better than one answer, and you must NEVER tell a person that they're wrong.

When I was a kid I was foolishly taught that the sky was blue, but now, thanks to postmodernism, I know that the sky is whatever color a person believes it to be.

by q359 June 25, 2023

Postmorrow

The word to describe the day after tomorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!

by Licensed_Nerd January 22, 2024

pasam

Is a fox, but in text form "You like like a Pasam" basically means that someone is trying to tell you you ar ugly indirectly.

You look like a Pasam.

by ShkibidiToilet November 20, 2023

posaylicious

Something incredibly delicious and or satisfying.

Person 1: Yo bro did you watch the world cup last night?
Person 2: Of course broski! It was posaylicious for real.

by freebleedingtampon December 9, 2023