Ponch

Derived from the word Poncho, An Idiot Wearing a Poncho

"Oh look, its a Ponch"

by Bernsie April 14, 2016

ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish July 9, 2016

PONCHO HOGS

Is a set of titties covered...HOPEFULLY by a poncho, but will also include any set of titties inside a shirt not covered by a bra!!!

Yooo....look at those PONCHO HOGS on that slam pig!

by Gaynuts September 13, 2017

ponçik

this is cute,pretty in turkish and generally girls use

*OMFG* *fangirling * aweee im dying he's so ponçik fuuuuccckk

by Tinkywinkydipsylalafuck April 10, 2018

poncey dipper

To order a side portion of gravy (or other sauce), choosing to dip rather than commit.

Sorry mate, we don’t serve Poncey Dippers in this chippy. There’s a gastropub up the road. Get the fuck out of here!

by MickyToiletDuck June 1, 2018

Poncho

The outter layer of a nut sack. Describes something bad.

Me: Someone pushed me

Friend: that's a poncho

by Mycheeseitzhavenolifeyaponcho June 15, 2018

ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.

żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...

by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018