pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.

dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!

by michael and nate November 7, 2007

Pitty Drink

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.

I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,

by claratyville December 2, 2010

Pitty Puff

Sacrificial oral gratification in public.

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff

by MelRed September 10, 2011

Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.

That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!

by Tko2323 December 23, 2011

Pity Sponsorship

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.

I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!

by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012

Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012

Pity drink

After a guy buys a hot girl a drink, he then buys her ugly friend a drink too out of pity.

"Hey bro, what are you doing? You already bought that hot chick over there a drink!"

"I know man, but I feel bad for her friend so I got her a pity drink, you know, out of pity."

by breathing apparatus August 28, 2013