penitentiary penis

A man who has been incarserated in the penitenary who upon release will have sex with anything that moves. 2. A 99 percent chance a fat woman will get sex.

"Of course that fat girl is going to get laid, he just got out of jail, he's got peniteniary penis.". "I don't care what she looks like, I got penitentiary penis"..

by taradacto September 26, 2010

Peniel

Peniel is usually an African American woman who's bright and bubbly and which the name comes from where Jesus met Jacob,peniel has a strong character and is very beautiful the name is for a person who is loving caring and attractive you'd be lucky if you come across a peniel in your life

This girl is so nice as a peniel

by Undercoveranger360 July 8, 2017

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

pendlebury

noun: a mythical creature similar to a kraken. Known to attach itself to passing vessels and to then drag them into the abyss.

verb: to demoralize subordinates

Jim: How is your case going?

Mike: It was going great until I got pendlebury'd.

by the hills have eyes September 7, 2016

penises

(noun) the plural term for penis; multiple penis; group of penis

i will turn all of my ex boyfriends penises into penWAS's

by im just here for the meme June 7, 2018