paper gangsta

dude who has the money but uses it for all the wrong reasons. Like using his money to buy his girl's love, etc. - lady gaga-paper gangsta

"don't want no paper gangsta...yeah the dinners were real nice until your diamond words turned into ice"

by coolestkidinschool December 15, 2008

Paper Towel Karate

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.

I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011

writing a paper

To participate in a massive orgy.

I'm writing a paper dear, so I will be late for our date tonight.

by crackajack007 March 29, 2009

Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,

I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.

by Netkom July 30, 2018

paper doll

a female only interested in money

She only roll wit him cause of his phat ride...pure paper doll!

by Dirty September 23, 2003

Papelporn

Any pitching involving Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon, often characterized by the mild arousal it causes in male Red Sox fans.

For gawd's sake, don't go near Sean right now. He's watching Papelporn.

by StPeterOfDorchester November 19, 2007