Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

ostrax

Ostrax is a 🐐 he is valid
One piece> he is respectable and the most common word he uses is “damn”

Ostrax thinks matias is gay

by Ostrax March 26, 2021

Ostridge slut

A creature who "gets around" very very quickly. It is always racing to the next big thing ;)

Wow she's a real ostridge slut! She's made it through everyone in town.

by Ostridge slut lover April 2, 2021

ostraconaphobia

A very specific fear, known as the fear of crustaceans, or shellfish. The fear deals with a variety of subjects, such as Crabs, Shrimp, Lobsters, etc... The cause of Ostraconaphobia varies, from an unsightly fight or flight response near them or an actual dangerous encounter such as being pinched. Another cause comes from the common allergic reaction. Anyone that has ostraconaphobia might not be able to enter specific places where they know they'll be present like your local supermarket, Red Lobster, or maybe even wider and more vast places such as City Island, Maine, or even Asia. It's very likely that Ostraconaphobes might have panic attacks with the sight of one. Notably, NASCAR driver and 44 cup racer winner Denny Hamlin is a celebrity victim of this fear, recalling the many times he's had to pick a large Lobster up from its claws after he won the Sunday ISM Connect. He even had one in his toilet once.

John: "Wanna go to Maine next year?"
Alex: "Can't. I have Ostraconaphobia."
John: "Pfft, you have that lobster fear? Damn, that's rough."

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.

This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.

by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Ostrich

A bullshit version of a flamingo

Oh look an ostrich, that’s a Walmart flamingo

by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021