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Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.
by Nibtard January 20, 2019
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Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.
"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"
by lionskin December 31, 2011
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bw oral

Dont invite GodJustSaidSike#3014 to our bw oral session
by TandemMC September 5, 2021
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Floral oral

When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.
My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!
by Tandager June 19, 2022
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no oral october

Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.
Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
by I wasn't the imposter October 2, 2020
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persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.
Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"
by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018
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Oral Paul

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”
by FinnShart May 31, 2022
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