the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010
Get the Muddy onionmug. A category of men who seem to be a hunky gentlemen full of good surprises, until you have a look at the inside and only end up in tears.
by ratchetthot July 22, 2016
Get the basket of onionsmug. A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019
Get the squashed onionmug. by paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar February 12, 2021
Get the Onion rapmug. When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.
After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.
by Sir Pedro May 20, 2017
Get the Cheeseburger no onionmug. A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
by cobpotato January 11, 2020
Get the Mister Onionmug. A person is said to be "burning onions" when they are having a hard time accomplishing a specific goal.
Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.
Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.
Sal: My apartment is already full of plants and I'm burning onions trying to find room for my new Aloe Vera plant!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!
by MavenRenman December 30, 2020
Get the burning onionsmug.