slack-umentation

Aloof ephemeral documentation or note taking using slack.

Bill was thinking about a new project idea while on the move. He quickly opened his mobile Slack app and sent the idea to his team. Later, in an email, Bill asked his team whether or not they had viewed his slack-umentation.

by 2mas2 May 20, 2018

Slacked

When you've accidently ejaculated inside someone

"Don't Slack me"

"Sorry babe, you've just got Slacked"

by SlackAtk March 9, 2024

Slack

Slack

Now here's a word, A BAD one. Anyone referred to as a slack is well.. boy how do I put it ?? Slow to come through, ignorant ASF!, A failure at handling tasks, SIMPLE Tasks, A slouch and lazy ASF, A Bum who won't come thru for u, A stupid mother fucker ! If you know some slacks in your life, or you yourself are a slack , change your ways damn it !

-Bro, come drop off my batch later..
-(slack) Yea yea alright
-Bro, you live 2 miles from me! Where the fuck are you...?! Give me my batch, fuck!
( slack )- Yea I'll come through tonight..
-(slack)- ...........zzzz
-STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!

by exploding air plane 6969 April 19, 2018

Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)

“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

slack fatigue

When you are mentally and/or physically drained from sending, threading, and replying to large amounts of slack messages through out the day.

This day was full of slack fatigue and I am just ready for a drink.

by guavajuice0923 September 27, 2022

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024