Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex June 19, 2017

Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

by Not Akai August 31, 2017

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009

Clock twerk

Is when you twerk in a circle.

Damn, that bitch knows how to clock twerk! She must be related to Cardi B

by Bootycheeckclappin August 25, 2019

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 19, 2018