dead letter office

An institution within post where letters with no adresee are collected and opened in order to trace the adresee. If they remain unknown, the letters are burnt.

She was depressed, working in a dead letter office, reading all that stuff people write just to find out there is no one who will eventually receive these letters.

by necrotism June 11, 2006

Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest November 30, 2003

office tourettes

the state of mind attained after having spent many hours cooped up in an office unable to express ones-self with words of a questionable nature. The result is an outburst similar to tourettes as soon as you have reached an area where words and opinions can be expressed freely.

"fuck me i really wanna fuck that girl in the ass lke a fucking bitch and shit on her head" said simon

"damn, you've really got the office tourettes bad today haven't you" said his good friend robert

"fucking right, now where the fuck is that fucking menu i want to order some god-damn mother-fucking dinner" replied simon

by bugjam December 29, 2008

Box Office Shit

A movie which is a box office success,but is still a shitty movie.

Guy 1:Dude i just saw the new Transformers.

Guy 2:Yah I heard it was box office shit.

by Thenar42 July 6, 2010

Officer Ricky

A police officer, corrections officer, FBI agent, DEA agent, etc.

The word implies extreme contempt and disrespect.

As made famous by the rapper 50 Cent's diss track about rival Rick Ross's former career as a corrections officer.

"Hear those sirens? That's Officer Ricky chasing after a suspect"

"Man I was speeding yesterday, and Officer Ricky pulled me over and gave me a damn ticket"

"Officer Ricky, radio for back up" -50 Cent

by kingwood69 February 6, 2009

Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

office tart

Typically a professional female who can be easily encouraged to have sex at the office. Often such sexual encounters are nooners. The term also applies to women who wear revealing clothes at the office that foster sexual thoughts.

"Max, look at Tina bend over by the copier. Oh, my, you can see that girl's camel toe under her skirt. What an office tart."

by IM2 April 23, 2006