The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
by von groovy June 12, 2017
When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.
Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
by nucciano March 05, 2021
The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
by Nibtard January 20, 2019
When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.
"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"
by lionskin December 30, 2011
Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.
Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
by I wasn't the imposter October 02, 2020
by TandemMC September 06, 2021