A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017

I'll have two number nine's , a number nine large , a number six with extra dip, a number seven , two number forty fives , one with cheese and a large soda
by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.
I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.
by Wyane D. June 14, 2011

If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order
by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
by classyshit October 27, 2011

by lil 911 November 16, 2018
