Skibidi Toilet

the worst shit on the planet the lore Its literally just explosions

look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!

4 year old: im watching skibidi toilet!
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake

by TakoTheMemer October 25, 2023

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human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 02, 2003

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Toilet Twerk

"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.

"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.

by Devonb456 August 20, 2014

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Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out

(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!

by Homer_Simpson123 March 20, 2006

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Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.

Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.

by Chrispycreme September 08, 2012

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