nuclear war

what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!

Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.

by ph34r mongerer December 25, 2003

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

Tampa Nublet

Street slang for the stump left after the removal of a finger or toe with a cigar cutter.

Historically, this was popularized by the crime family of sicillian-born Santo Trafficante, Sr. in the Tampa bay area during the mid 20th century.

Modern day street gangs in the Tampa Bay area continue the practice against rival gang members, though the use of a cigar-cutter may or may not be used, as a matter of personal choice in style.

The term is a play off of the "Tampa Nugget", a popular local cigar.

"Punk ran his mouth too much, so they gave him a Tampa Nublet."

by Midas M. April 9, 2008

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009

a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.

Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 12, 2019