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my name is jeff

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us
Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u
by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014
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naameen

Juss a Gangsta way of sayin... "do u know what i mean"
Dre- YO.. naameen?

Shanene- yea nigga
by Chrisljn;/'kj;k January 28, 2006
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no name basis

When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.
Man: "Honey, I'm home!"
Woman: "Hey baby, how was your day?"
Man: "It was great sweetheart."
Woman: "What's my name?"
Man: "Ummmmmmmmm..... sweetheart?"
Woman: "What, are we on no name basis now?"
by Rothdaddy November 9, 2008
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hallowed be thy name

The best metal song ever, originally written and performed by one of the most important bands in heavy metal, Iron Maiden. It was also covered on the bonus disc of Cruelty and the Beast by Cradle of Filth, but nothing can ever top Hallowed be thy name from Iron Maiden as the best song EVER.
Hallowed be thy name is the best song ever performed/written/heard.
by DUSTORZ September 3, 2005
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Name That Race game

The Name That Race game (NTR for short) entails viewing news articles and trying to guess the race of the person(s) involved before such information is given or implied. Players bet between 1 to 3 points prior to reading further or digging into other information sources to find the answer. If correct, they get the points bet added to their total, if wrong, the points are deducted.

Some critics have characterized NTR as "mean-spirited" but it is actually intended as a means of demonstrating liberal hypocrisy in that liberals do not believe racial behaviors can be stereotyped. So, in theory, if the liberals are correct, then no one should be able to attain a positive score in this game. However, skilled players somehow manage to "beat the odds" consistently.
As an example of how to play the Name That Race game, contrast two news article summaries (taken from actual recent news events) describing two unrelated rapes:

Article 1) "The rapist apparently had stalked his victim for weeks prior to breaking into her home. As the victim entered her home, the rapist surprised her and threatened her with a gun to remain silent. After raping the victim, the rapist left, warning her not to call the police for at least an hour or else he would return for her"

Article 2) "A victim was approaching her car in a fairly busy mall parking lot when the rapist ran up to her and threw her in the car, all in broad daylight. He drove a small distance away from the mall before stopping the car and beating the victim viciously prior to raping her. The rapist then drove off in her car, leaving her by the roadside without knowing if she would die of her wounds or not."

According to liberals, the odds of either rapist being black should be about 13% (which is the prevalence of blacks in the general population), so even if you're only right 50% of the time, you're still about four times more accurate than you should be. For the record, in this particular case, rapist #1 was white and rapist #2 was black. Try the game yourself and remember if you're not absolutely honest about the # of times you're right versus wrong and the # of points you bet, you're not playing NTR, you're plaing BTR (Blame That Race), which is much more boring. It's best to have a mediator who keeps score, but this is not always possible.
by FigurinOutLife May 19, 2006
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ocean (name)

this is a name; ocean would be dark blonde brown or blue eyes she's unique and loyal, caring, outgoing, sometimes depressed, mysterious, cute, bi or straight
by iiomqannie October 3, 2017
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first name basis

When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.
I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.
by Jim The Clown Hater August 11, 2007
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