When you poop on a girl's chest and it gets squeezed between the tits. Making the shit flat, resembling a candy bar.
by XXa7xXXbfmvXXbmth January 9, 2011
Get the Norwegian Candy Barmug. A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
Get the Norwegian Snapping Turtlemug. A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.
by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 9, 2017
Get the Norwegian Goat Fuckermug. When your partner attempts to kiss you and so you stick out your tongue, similar to a snake, and thrust it into their mouth.
My girlfriend was leaning in to kiss me, so to mess with her I gave her the ol' Norwegian snake hole.
by GuittarGirl997 July 7, 2019
Get the Norwegian Snake Holemug. while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern
by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009
Get the Norwegian Ankle Bitermug. When you get so drink that you blast diarrhea down your legs while still wearing your pants. (Pertains to oil field roughnecks especially tool pushers and generally when drunk on crown royal)
RoughneckA: Did you see the boss at the bar last night?
RoughneckB: No but he must have been drinking crown again cause he smelled like a norwegian mud slide this morning.
RoughneckB: No but he must have been drinking crown again cause he smelled like a norwegian mud slide this morning.
by balazar July 1, 2011
Get the norwegian mud slidemug. by Madskittlezzz January 9, 2010
Get the Norwegian Guitar Godmug.