Emergency room workers

a group of paid mediums

Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy

by lilbananahoe November 8, 2020

asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

deathcare workers

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.

From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’

by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020

Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.

I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.

by bounty67 December 28, 2017

Service worker

A person that works for the benefit of people.
Ex. Janitors, doctors, waiters, etc.

Emily is a service worker, she works for a nursing home, and she helps her clients with whatever problems they have.

by jaaj clewelc January 16, 2023

Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.

While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025