Kirk mimi

A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

nicky messaged me again what a Kirk mimi

by Shadowknite October 7, 2016

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Charlie Kirk

To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.

It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.

by donphan2 September 10, 2025

Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

by Tonylum February 24, 2023

Circle Kirk

The over-the-top groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk.

I know political violence is unacceptable but I see no reason to have a Circle Kirk. The guy did nothing with his adult life but sow division and grift people out of their money backing his organization.

by hel112570 September 22, 2025

throwing kirk

Giving head/giving a blowjob

"Ayo who's throwing kirk at the function!?"

by moshpitt September 20, 2025

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015