Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
by pentozali September 25, 2013
Get the gift givermug. when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS
fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED
by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita March 17, 2009
Get the gift basketmug. When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008
Get the Gift Wrappedmug. When you are getting a blow job and you promise not to finish in her mouth. At the last second, you push her head down hard making her gag, then you give her a gift!
by Eve's other half October 28, 2016
Get the Gag Giftmug. When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back
by dickblaster December 28, 2015
Get the gift wrappedmug. by the jokes on you batty August 30, 2009
Get the sacred giftmug. When you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.
by Emily and Andrea December 7, 2006
Get the gift wrapmug.