girl next door

You can look, but you can't touch.

Dude, the "girl next door" in your fantasy is my sister! Lay off!!!

by alex m. h. September 26, 2011

the next level

1. Moving in a progressive manor toward increased responsibilities in a passionate relationship.
2. Increased abilities in chosen game, sport, or activity.

1. "Baby, I want us to take this relationship to the Next Level."

2. "I took my game to the next level, and now my brother can't hang."

by mark s. May 27, 2006

stizzle trizzle: the next generizzle

A popular TV show in the 80's about Capatin Kizzle, his sidekick Spizzle, and their travels through the galaxy on the Starship Enterprizzle, ridding the world of Borgizzles and Kilingizzles.

Origional line:
"Ramming spizzle, Captain!"

by QuailAvenger March 10, 2004

next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.

When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'

by Andy June 8, 2004

nexted

When someone decides to click the next button on you without warning in Chatroulette dot com or omegle.

Man, this guy told me he was gonna get a spitfire tattoo on his cock so I nexted his ass.

I asked some girl to show me her boobs for world hunger so she nexted me.

by btardmg January 3, 2010

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Thank you, next

A creative way of rejecting something/someone especially in the case of a prospective love interest whome a person would never concider. The equivalent of "boy bie". Term was originally used by industry people who would reject "talent" by thanking therm, then asking for the next one to come it.
Made mainstream by Ariana Granda's hit song Thank you, Next where she thanks each of her exes then moves on to the next one.

Aura: Steven just sent me a dick pic and asked me to come over to smoke.
Julie: You mean your creepy dealer with the baby mamma drama and the IQ of a 12yo child?
Aura: ugh yeah, he's been coming onto me a lot lately even after I told him I just want weed.
Julie: Then drop him. Thank you, next.

by OrahBora March 3, 2019