Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

i follow newton's 4th law

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

michael newton

A really cool dad

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"

by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022

NEWTON HEATH

F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here

Newton heath m40 gang 🤘🏻

by 40 40 November 22, 2021

Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch

Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back

by imad666 June 2, 2021

Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 3, 2024