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metrosexual

a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol
by satoru kato May 19, 2006
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The most unmanly man known to existence. A man who uses expensive hair products and listens to Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow.
Richard Simmons is a metrosexual.
by Maxwellv August 10, 2006
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Metrosexual

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.
Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
by Flamebrain January 13, 2007
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retrosexual

The definition:
Retrosexual is the opposite word for metrosexual, so it shouldn't apply to women. It refers to the original meaning of the male role, although it's philosophy should be analyzed and embraced by everyone, including women.
The phylosophy:
The appearance of a person is irrelevant, because if we analyze ourselves and everyone else, our physical body is made of skin, blood and bones. If we look at a room full of people through x-ray, we only see a room full of skulls and bones - it means, we are all the same and the physical difference between normally developed people is insignificant. Analyze this deeply and you will agree that the appearance shouldn't be as important as it is to the metrosexuals. I admit being in favour of the retrosexuals in it's understandings about people's appearance.
If David Beckham would've born with a face of another, even a greater football player i.e. Ryan Giggs (I think he's retrosexual, but not an ugly person at all), would he be as popular and well tolerated and admired person?! No, but he's deeper conscious inside the body, would've been the same as it is now. This is why tolerating/not tolerating people based on their looks is foolish and absurd.
The greatest victim of the metrosexual views and narcissism is Michael Jackson. Think about the global danger of these views! Awful. It shouldn't be encouraged in any way. (Sry, if my English isn't correct!)
by Kapa February 20, 2006
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metrosexual

Someone who has sex in the metro airport
i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual
by amanda February 17, 2005
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metrosexual

A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself.

A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight
Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual
by Bets-a-lets May 13, 2005
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retrosexual

a male who chooses to dress like he belongs in the '70s and is interested in retro-esque things such as old video games and classic rock.
yo that guy is such a retrosexual, he be wearing bell bottoms
by chrissssssss May 3, 2006
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