You are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.
You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.
By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.
You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.
You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.
By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.
You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.
by Norse 27 July 15, 2011
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Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
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Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
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