nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.

Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?

by The Ford Administration September 3, 2016

nebraska noodlehole

When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.

gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.

by bigshooter12 May 25, 2017

nebraska avalanche

When multiple dudes ejaculate onto a female's head at the same time and the semen cascades down her face.

Me and the homies just Nebraska Avalanched on Penelope.

by Gay Ret4rd October 26, 2017

nebraskebab

some random thing a blobfishie says

blobfishie #1: "nebraskebab"
blobfishie #2: "wtf"
blobfishie #1: "get it? nebraska? kebab? nebraskebab???"
blobfishie #2: "smh"

by blobfishie666 May 21, 2018

Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.

"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."

by Misterfisteroboto August 8, 2019

Nebraskan Leprechaun

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

nebraskan pretzel rod

The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl

“Yesterday I was preparing to do the Nebraskan pretzel rod on my girlfriend”

by Slender Nugga October 18, 2019