Alabama Necktie

An Alabama Necktie is a sexual activity that is preformed between two family members, typically between aunt and nephew. The procedure for this move includes tying a tie very tightly around the female (or male in some cases) and using a males penis to loosen the tie through deepthroat. A substitution may be made for lesbian Alabama Neckties, or for men with shmeat.

Cousin #1 : Aunt Elizabeth got me socks for Christmas so I gave her an Alabama necktie.

Cousin #2 : Lucky! I think she is next on my list for doing the Alabama Necktie.

by Alaskan Steamroller December 2, 2018

Neck it

A Term Used When enduring oral sexual contact, the penis touches the back of the throat and ejaculates causing the other person to wretch and swallow the Cum from a man's genitalia.

Go on! Neck it! Swallow if you want!

by Gsjagsjajsbs January 30, 2016

necktie

same as Herb.

1) (on the streets) A stupid person.

2) (on the internet)A geek or a dork. A stupid person.

Fred, you think that was cool...your such a necktie

by ElenaMM April 26, 2007

necktar

Any highly-sweetened and carbonated beverage predominately enjoyed by socially awkward and narcissistic manchildren (i.e. neckbeards). Examples include Mountain Dew, Red Bull, Monster and Bawls.

Nathan and his guild knew that they would need to fuel up on precious necktar to prepare for the long night of Warcraft raids that was ahead of them.

by TheScreamingMandrake October 29, 2017

Neckin

The act of making yourself look like a fool

Damn man, look at Bob over there neckin hard. What an idiot.

by Neckass November 5, 2017

Nantucket Necktie

When a man is engaging in intercourse with a woman while wearing a condom. When he is about to climax, he removes said condom and fastens it around his partner's neck like a common necktie. When the female gasps for air to avoid asphyxiation, the male ejaculates into her gaping mouth.

Male 1: Why does Ellen have that nasty scar on her neck? Did Ted give her a hickey?
Male 2: No, you ignorant fuck, Ted gave her a Nantucket Necktie.

by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010

Indian Necktie

(n): An act of shame whereas a victim's throat is slit and their tongue is pulled out through the slit using the thumb and first finger as to make it appear that the victim is wearing a necktie.

John was "fronting" so Joe gave him an Indian Necktie. Now everyone knows John is Joe's bitch.

by Indian Burrial Groung Manager February 8, 2009