Nebraska

Nebraska is a wonderful woman. Beautiful in all manner of the word. Simply eloquent in her personality, and always bring joy to those she chooses to love. And when she loves she loves hard. She’ll never be alone because she’ll always have me.

I love her

Tristan: I love Nebraska

by Diditonmyown66 November 23, 2021

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Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

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Nebraska

Nebraska is a state in the United States filled to the brim with corn. So much c o r n. There is a small population entirely consisting of corn farmers. Many the people are people believed they lived in nonexistent Wyoming and farmed corn to keep their sanity. It is also just a pitstop for people traveling on I-80. As a local says, "Come on down, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn."

Nebraska is mid ngl

by d500dev December 15, 2022

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Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023

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Nebraska Oyster

(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.

Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.

by Wallacé May 16, 2023

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