Nature's Bidet

The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.

"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"

by CosmiClovers November 20, 2011

Natures Cereal

A fetish for eating someone’s pee and poop together in a bowl

Tim likes when Melanie pees and poops in a bowl so he can have natures cereal

by 2girls3llamas June 05, 2021

natural equation

noun

another term for natural society or the natural order of things (nature).

all species rather be a mammal, animal, fowl, insect, human or vegetation etc. are all intrinsic ingredients of the natural equation.

by Baron Neville July 08, 2017

motherfucking nature

The sex act of when you put your dick in ground and a worm gets in your urethira and you nut so hard you force it out with your jizz

I was motherfucking nature so hard last night that the worn died

by Re kuk bucket September 26, 2017

nature tapes

mostly just swears but still good

guy: nature tapes
other guy: it made my muscles involintarily flex

by human i think February 04, 2023

natural selfielection

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)

“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”

by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 12, 2022