Mozzarella Nacho

A Mozzarella Nacho is when you vigorously cum in a bag of nachos.

I am going to give you a Mozzarella Nacho

by Mozzarella Nacho August 14, 2014

spicy nacho

your pussy stank

"how was she last night?"

"she spicy nacho"

"ew"

by biggestbootyhoe July 30, 2016

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Spicy Nacho

Give it a moment. In a few years, people will be saying "spicy nacho" instead of "lit". Just you wait.

"That's pretty spicy nacho"

by thebestlettuce November 25, 2018

cold nacho

A cold clitoris.

Damn I wish I would’ve wore underwire, I have a cold nacho.

by Jimecca July 1, 2019

Pork nacho

Something you can't handle but someone else can

Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho

by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019

Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.

This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.

by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020